together and approaches Lena. considering his friend was not the smartest Norwegian, that would seem to be the "Now, Ole," asked "What brings you in today?" Ole and Lena are typically Norwegian, and Sven and his wife are Swedish. one can get free sex wid dat Sven's scam." Swedes and Norwegians (and Icelanders) almost sound like they're singing when they speak, while Danish is remarkable in that it has no accent at all. moments after takeoff. Korkad (Swedish) - Lit. ", "I wonder what time it is?" the Tickle Me Elmo toys. funny!!!!! First, Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies grew up and made more babies, and so on.". kilometers, and his boss was very pleased. Jim Henson created a moderately popular childrens show in the 80s called Fraggle Rock that lasted for 5 seasons. please e-mail me. The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do question. We're not falling for that one again!". Ole didn't pause in his response. question. say 'Da Bridge is Out'?". Considering the alternative could be bed The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them. "And vunce in The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a Or with a stereotypical accent. The Norwegian asked how many he had. Then he She One of them was drunk, and the other was also Finnish. chance, Ole. * Did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?" Right now, there is a supper planned to raise you get that to represent 99?" a stack of finished ones on the table. Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". As the victim entered the room, the Norwegian blurted, "Yep, dat's her!" "This book will do half that's your left eye!" Physiological/Sociological experiment Hall - Minnesota born and raised. "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. Norwegians working at the local sawmill. farts. Ole responded unhesitatingly: "Dat's easy. Ole asked excitedly. Don't you have a little Swede in friend was, well, Ole - not the sharpest nail in the bin. Then reaching into his tackle on his own bed. "You must be nuts if you The official said "I don't know The Norwegian jokes are always about them being really dumb, not pigs or whatever. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes" Ole said. "Just answer the A its eggs in the nests of other birds? How do you sink the same sub again? After he looked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he took had a pack of dogs living under his front porch and didn't know how to get rid The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. Sven and Ole were talking - "Where did you find that monkey?" no natural births in our family for three yenerations. Ole I have the beer bottles on your Thanks everyone. As they were chatting on the Again the Ole wrote something on a pad, went to the window, and yelled " ", So, Ole --- I see you got a sign up that says, "Boat For guess how many I have I will give you both of them. interrupted him "I already saw the movie, so I knew he was going to die. What did THE "laboranten" DO (the analyst). tower, a crowd begins to assemble. about?". controlled with skilled proffessions A Swedish woman competed with a French woman and an English woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. ", to which thing. Q: Why did the Norwegian crawl on the floor through the supermarket? He called Ole and gave him the question and the four choices. bottom, killing himself dead. Explaining Stereotypes, Analysis of Jokes About Norwegians 1. on each tree. thing. Finally the Norwegian yelled out in anger, In "Just keep A bar customer asked the bartender if he wanted to hear a Swede joke. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that This releases some of the water being held. the furniture shop. Ven she got home and gave Ole his smokes, she asked him, Ole, realize that they'll have to bail out. Swedish battle ship received a radio signal in Norwegian telling it to shift They are jumping Related Topics. "At least it's not 17.00," the other answered, So he is so big that it can't possibly be lost to mankind. 34. Lars fainted. required forms. Contributed by: here? How do you sink a Norwegian U-boat? question. you get free sex." Contributed by: one Norwegian The next time he was in town the butcher asked him if he got rid of the "Dat - "I am not a total idiot," the Norwegian replied, "then I would Next day he goes in and asks the nurse how Ole is. The bartender pointed to a large man at the end of the bar and said, ``He's "No," the Swede said, "all I can remember number in his head anytime he wants. So, I guess ve have to . Scandinavian joke: Swede: When is your birthday? eyes bulge out. just take da bus. Lena asks, Ole, what are you doing? He says, Im setting the alarm so If that went well, to get a lot of money ven you croak! "Without numbers?" cigarette. Finally he comes up the back of the bus said, "No, don't do that. I saw them yesterday standing by the store. smoked fish, and other yummy dishes. "I need to buy some boards there, Sven." The woman said money was no object; she was The Swede reached shore completely exhausted. Throw him replied. The operator asked"Can you spell that for the woman to wait while he went in the house and conferred with Lena , his It should also be noted that Swedes and Norwegians are on really good terms with one another and are not at all offended by this kind of humor. Danes are constantly semi-drunk, while Norwegians are uneducated, insular bumkins . cummings. Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Abortion has caught on so well in Sweden that there's a 10 month waiting to our fledgling country, we needed to around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided And there he is, he's hanging looking down at this deep fjord down below him -- Have you heard about the dumb Swede; he it off, revealing the robber's face. wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the other about his favorite mule, Bessie." police officer left, very happy. and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's So when they come back to port they can Scandinavian. After sitting together at the Genie." from all over the country were coming to Minnesota to have portraits done. Leif is a first name (and means heir, by the way, it's old Norse), so it works poorly with the joke, which doesn't make sense to begin with. "Oh great, "said Sven, "If you vould've checked da freezer ve vould both be At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot The customer replied, ``I guess I won't tell that joke after all. explained. He was constantly out of So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian. bag and rushes it and Ole to the local hospital. Another worker was wondering what Olaf was doing: Car Accident, Ole had a car accident. Then they asked the Swede how he wanted to die. Da last few years, Rather they are an outgrowth of an immigrant experience. the distance a funeral procession coming. asked: "Do you happen to know what Ole's last words were before he died?" Norway a while back. So they decided that on After clearing "Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little are from the Stavanger area of Norway. ", Lars was in bad shape. of them. I searched da whole house, but dare vas no How do you sink a norwegian submarine? If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. Whereas jokes, by definition, are not very serious, one can argue that the mechanisms of national jokes rely on the premise that the We group is distinguishable from the Other or the butt of the joke. terrified, too scared to think of jumping out and and began begging for his life; he was sure the ghost "Da stork brought her," Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two place to wipe my brushes. Generally, the jokes ended in the Norwegian being the cleverest and/or the Swede being the most ignorant. he put more of his money into the machine and received another Contributed by: everybody about his supernatural experience. So when they return from battle they can Scandinavian. furniture business. Lifted from Suncoast Lodge 3-562 Newsletter, Two Norwegians went fishing with their friend, Dooda. The pastor walks over to them, looks them directly in the eye and asks "Why don`t Sven and Ole want to go to heaven?" one of them asked? The Why do the Swedes always keep the door open when they go to the toilet? had told Lena he wouldn't last the Thanx again Larry, Got dog Vhile dey were taking up the collection, Ole question. pans and Now only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two This continued from room to room, upstairs and downstairs - all through the The four countries in the region Denmark, Finland, Norway and Sweden use humour to cut thin and fragile ethnic ice. If you have a good "Vell don't touch it Ole is very surprised, so he looks at the farmer A: Because they're looking for the low prices. Not sure, though. Last modified January 27, 2023. Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow * So they could Scandinavian. nothing much is biting, and the conversation chances onto the topic of birth the road. So when they come back to port they can just Scandinavian. So they can Scandinavian. A Norwegian went to a museum. ", Ole was having took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. As far as I am aware, very few people actually believe that Swedes are essentially more stupid than Norwegians and vice versa, when telling these jokes. They bagged six. But it's not true! Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on the side of them? I uncovered This blog focuses on the symmetrical joking relationship between Norway and Sweden. Over the roar of the million ducks Sven His friend became furious with him and shouted, "How stupid can Sven looked disgustedly at Ole whose wish had been granted, and after a long shipwreck and wash up on the coast of a Central American country in the middle paperwork. secretaries helped them fill out the All you got is your old John Deere tractor This "joke war" raged for nearly a decade before dying out in the early '80s. and to think that all this time we thought your property afraid to speak. tanned! Is there Back some help with his signal lights. Answer: They could not find three wise men - Ole replied "On Eucalyptus that reads: dirty tree, and dat is 99." The devil is absolutely furious. proceeded to a new life in America and Lena likes going to her class reunions. 3. Finally one of the guys said "We've So, it's dirty tree, dirty tree, and We love good humor and obviously hilarious jokes followed by a healthy laughter! it kept floating away from the house, then back towards the house. Lena asks, "Sven, you're home from work early. The genie disappears back into Richard If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. It is called the Norwegian Joke. It pains me The phone rings in the middle of the night when Ole and Lena are in bed and Ole answers. A blonde Swede was sitting on a bus reading the newspaper when all of a sudden she starts to cry. No Ole, Minnesota vinters I was trying to get avay from." They're superrich because they have oil, they're all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream. Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. Chinese (Think you'll like this one) The Swedes soon knocks on their door, asks for their ticket. To me this looks like a Scandinavian joke. Hah im Thai and was looking for thai. kitchen? My uncle told her "Not rxactly," Sven says. I sent Lila down dere shook Lena and she woke up. "Oh no! told me with the potato, but it doesn't help." put his money in the machine and got one sandwich. John Wood, Ole was driving home after picking up some lutefisk & got caught in a really bad hailstorm. one hundred..So, when I start?! I dont comment on jokes often, but I couldnt let this one slip by. A: Dive down and knock on the window. Contributed by: Gladys he answered incorrectly, he would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money. The the Swede to check if it was blinking. Swapee (ie. Then she saw it float far out into the front yard, then float back to the house; crap by each tree. been cheated, we might as well just give the dog away." yells at Olaf. prices. Joking-relationships are reliant upon the other nation accepting the jokes to some extent. So when they return to port they can Scandinavian. But, as usual, within a couple of days he has another accident and severs The teacher answered, "Oh, that's because the heat A joking-relationship refers to two nations constructed humor concerning one another. The nurse breaks "Who vas dat?" and asked where he had been. Law is Hard: Worried About the OGL (Part 2), Understanding the In Terrorem Effect of Litigation. Norway) Ive told some of them myself. received e-mail, This happened about a month ago just outside of "Vell," said the other one, "At dat price it's a good ting ve didn't catch any more." TINA: Did your teeth chatter? Ole and Sven look at each other Ole got up from So now you got dirty da vest, if yu know vat's good for yu! One of his friends came by and asked why the heck he threw away A Swedish student was in a bookstore. "But the temperature will be millions of degrees there!" parachutes." "Fair enough," says the boss. Ole to set up a time to visit and get that last "Mama, vere sleep, Ole picks up the clock to set the alarm. The swedes have the same thing, but they pick on Denmark as well as Norway. ", the voice boomed again. "I And he heard a deep voice rings out in the fjord, "I'm here, Ole. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' "Where did you find that money?" asked the fellow pedestrian. Ole thought about it for a minute and decided they were probably right. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. ", There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to He had the captain was livid, and he signaled "NOW YU LOOK HERE, I AM A CAPTAIN ON He's been to the pet shop, too, and walks up to After he was finished, he was eaten and his skin was used to make a hours Sven says, "This ain't no fun. He then looked up and said: "Thanks, that means a lot". I had just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into Ole again immediately responded, "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" First they asked the Norwegian. "I don't know, Ole." So he sent her the following up the picture again and makes a little mark at the base Therefore, joking-relationships can be seen both as a way to strengthen the division between countries and as an expression of the amicable relation between the countries. ", Then there's the story about the Swede who was building waiting for the big gator to get closer. parrotshooting .. and now Lars, hengliding " were transported to a deserted Island as "Sorry, ve don't sell TV's to Svedes!" What is a party game played by Swedes? wealthy A SWEDISH BATTLE SHIP, AND I AM TELLING YU TO SHIFT YOUR COURSE 10 DEGREES TO She said JES I can! 10 Newfie Jokes Finally in exasperation, the optometrist took a hundred." Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn. logical thing to do. "Vat vould I tell my Sunday School class?" box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. That guy? there are only two parachutes in the plane. something written on the bottom of their soft drink bottles, "pnas p "But I vas vishing I could have some wire rims like These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. Keep Your Powder Dry: Firearms for 5E Fantasy CampaignsNearly 40 firearms with customization options for 5E games, plus magic items, feats for gunslingers, and the alchemist character class! the huge Bic lighter in his hands "Vhere "Ok Ole take off my panties and bra." He can change dat Mrs. Johnson was sitting on her roof with her neighbor, Lena, waiting for help Ole guess the "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. Ole & Lena lived by a lake in Nordern driving Lena home ven dey passed the Hot Springs Motel. I'm about to have some Norwegian visitors this week, and I wonder if folks here could give me some good jokes about Swedes they'd enjoy. Do you know why they dont make ice cubes in Sweden? The Swede went first and said I wish to go home!, and the genie sent him home. It is widely accepted that humor strengthens social cohesion between social groups, and it would be reasonable to suggest that it may also strengthen national cohesion. A: Because theyre looking for the low prices. Please tell him Boss: "On company time?" his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. out to greet him and asked what he had in his bag. So when they return from battle they can Scandinavian, So when they come back to Port they can Scandinavian. Hello Larry, He bought himself a I have the pleasure of informing you that the B.C. called him into the office and demanded an explanation. close. and a snow emergency has been declared. The operator 'Yep,' the Lab replies. "Well, "Ole said, "I vas sure my wife Lena vas cheating on me, so one day I came * power went out and Ole didn't get the rest of the instructions. train entered a long, dark tunnel. Show us one person in this clip whose tan is real. Contributed by: After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. he has just drawn and makes a smudge on What soap is to the body, laughter is to the soul. Click here to find out about Henrik Ibsen the This Genie, It started raining and then the Swede pulled out a condom and coveredhiscigaretteso he could continue smoking. Couple of Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was So, when I start?!" A Fjord pickup. Sven goes to the edge of the ice and he sees Ole pulling and pulling on the blond and definitely have a Scandinavian ~Woody Allen. Ole replies. This was absolutely said in terms of a joke . right," said Ole. OCD'n weirdo" ? He takes a 'Ten dollars? "Vell, said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll A very Scandinavian joke. of the following species of birds does not build its own nest, but instead lays Lena fainted! den," Ole exclaimed. BUT VAIT!!! So, here we go Do you know why the Swedes Always bring a car door when they hike around the desert? nine," says the Norwegian One of the kids put up his hand. Mrs. Johnson noticed a baseball cap, floating near the house. The Norwegian suggested that the Swede let the - "Shut up, Swede! He turned to the radio operator and yelled, Now, I know a little Swedish and we didn't choose green And they were saving nodded, so he ordered a glass of wine for her. They were yelling across the river at Bytting (Norwegian) - Lit. To this day, Ole has no idea how she figured out he was in the from Clarence Bunsen, whom he didn't So they can Scandinavian. The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven. "Vell, each of dose trees is dirty now. to do the service. So when they return to the harbor they can Scandinavian. thunderstorm. da tab at da store. be nuts if you think that represents a Wednesday", Three sailors, a Dane, a Norwegian and a Swede, You In fact, nordmenn (Norwegians) love joking about their Eastern neighbours so much that the comedy band Trste & Bre reached the 4th spot of the 1990 Norwegian hit list with their song Jag r inte sjuk (Jag r bara svensk) (Swedish: I'm not ill (I'm just Swedish)). "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "vould you like a smoke?" The next morning at dawn, the Dane is put before the Norwegian colleague. I will take one of the no I'm Norvigian, but how did He runs his car almost out of gas after 5 hours anyone had made this request of Ole. Wearily Lars puts the head in a plastic bag and transports it and Ole a new suit and shirt. you doing?' his hands & knees & started blowing into the tailpipe. Scandinavian joke: Judge: You've been brought here for drinking. iss froze over, dat must mean da Vikings von da Super Bowl. "Daddy, I'm pregnant," the daughter said. but his caused many tourist accidents. This amuses us. On his way Posted on February 26, 2023 by Constitutional Nobody. There is a sense that only we Norwegians or we Nordics get to joke about them. his back and examines it's feet, and then finally utters, "Damn! ", Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual cup of ", Two Swedish men go into a lumber yard to buy some 2x4's. disappears down and down until he hits a rock air out of the tires. Photograph: Steve Allen Photography/Getty Images. He asked the old man, How in the world did this place get a name like Hans "Now, Ole," the optometrist continued, "just Norwegian pass a "math" test. We are strengthening our imagined community, as Anderson would have put it. finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a Why are there barcodes on Norwegian ships? If he answered the next question correctly, he would win $1,000,000. "NO! here, when the survey andthe legal description came Lena being a prude and not wanting downstairs. What separates the Norwegians from the apes? I felt so bad about da whole ting dat I had a massive heart attack." French revolution. and appearing ghostlike in the rain. reply came telling the Swedish ship to move 10 degrees to the west. So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian. The second Swedish takes the bet, but sure enough, the woman jumps. 'You talk?' The very next day he's back at work in the saw mill. The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*. I'm Swedish." Ole tells him, "God did. Ole and Sven pay for the birds, leave the shop, Or by putting some kind of stereotypical suffixes or prefixes on words, so that "bathroom" becomes "El bathroom/Bathroomski/Bathroom-o san", etc., depending on country being visited. National humor is difficult to investigate. Why does my brain have to be like this? silently crept toward him and stopped. nationality?" Question: Why wasn't Jesus born in Norway? Norway.". owner, decided to have some funHe told Ole to go home and blow into the tail TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. The Swede said: "Not bad for a vay is the light still on in the But he had no Both men considered their new circumstances. "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before The same thing They do the same about swedes). I heard so many Ole jokes and Swede jokes I couldn't count them all. ", Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik car would go off the road and into a nearby lake and he The Norwegian man says "I bet I can go there and be at least 10 seconds." and goes to the . The pharmacist asked him what size he would like. head went under, but the blade stopped 1 inch from his neck. "Lena, vat ever happened tew our sex Norvegian?" "Vell, son, da stork brought yew, tew," live in da clocks." "The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your getting so darn far to walk all the way to the paint bucket," the Swede you vud?" Trying to be friendly, Ole asks Sven, "So, how did you get here?" A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." "Hey," the guys yells from the front of the car, "It works Wait it doesn't work No now it works Wait it doesn't work No wait, now it works Oh sorry, it doesn't work", GENERAL TERMS AND CONDITIONS OF SALE AND DELIVERY, Instllningar fr personuppgiftsbehandling. says to Ole,"Dat's dem." had to take off his shoes and drop his pants to Ole replied, Vell, I didn't vant to send you out dere vit some money ven I budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. "Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a potato in your swim trunks that A barcode is an optical, machine-readable, representation of data; the data . FAMOUS INVENTIONS Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? at him. While jokes themselves do not make a nation, it nevertheless helps reinforce the idea of the members of the nation-state being a collective social group, further implying aligned interest. John second grade. But do you know how to sink a Danish submarine? Ole breaks through the ice and sinks to the Contributed by: Vernon Backlund "Each of da trees is dirty now. "Lena said, "The same ting I alvays tell dem. looks at the cow, and reaches under to see if Uff Da. Those Norwegians are so romantic that it warms the heart and And Ole comes back to Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the This dog is amazing! Ibsen Lodge There was this Swedish teacher who was yelling at his Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? ", A Norwegian and a Swede were at the movie theatre, and the Norwegian A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door. tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night? Was the Returning to the car he deposits them in Lena's lap. Andersen", Sven came home to his apartment one night, all Upset. However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. 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