Meet Aisling Ferris - "Alice" in "Matilda the Musical" . Musical Theatre Quotes. MATILDA RUDOLPHO Her mind is incredible. This it not your problem. . What kind of society would that be? MRS WORMWOOD CHILDREN My mummy says I'm a miracle. A long table with the word "Birthday" emblazoned on it moves forward, with little hands creeping along the bottom. The alphabet? No. And, while you're at it, why don't you stick your stupid book to your stupid head? How does that sound? She stands paralyzed in fear. Two, three, four! That makes me so happy. I mean, it's just not normal for a girl to be all . . Between you and it, 22. It was the worst of times. A little less flat, a lot more heel. DOCTOR . She's a tiny girl with brown hair. CHILDREN 1 To survive this mess by Being a prince or a princess. The announcer from MISS TRUNCHBULL's videos starts commentating. Haven't I just told you that she is a gangster? . When lights come up again, AMANDA is gone. She says they make me look pretty! If I let this little girl fall? Come on! CHILDREN 1 Yes, sir. I shall consign you to the seventh circle of hell, child. . google_ad_client="pub-0578131977065548"; MR WORMWOOD MATILDA picks up various bottles from the vanity and reads from their labels. Is the first word . That's not normal for a five-year-old. Let out your belt. WOMAN: She's just delightful. You listen here, my dear, I was flying past the stars on silver wings matilda said. MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain. Lavender is a girl in Matilda 's class at Crunchem Hall Primary School, and she soon becomes Matilda's best friend. BIG KID [TAMIKA] . MRS PHELPS retreats to the smaller block and sits down. MISS TRUNCHBULL takes BRUCE by the wrist and leads him off the front of the stage. MR WORMWOOD kicks her out of the way, talking on the telephone. MR WORMWOOD exits. MAN: Don't put honey on your brother. Tess of the D'urbervilles . No one's gonna tell you when to wiggle your bumba. Let's leave maths for the time being . BRUCE BRUCE As I was saying, Matilda. Cast announced for THE PERFECT PARTY at Theatre Ar. Okay! [She holds her hand out to MATILDA, who takes it.] You're going to hug all the air out of me. She was mean and cruel like you can hardly imagine. Someone told her I did it, but I never! [She grabs a baton with a yellow ribbon attached to it and starts twirling to the music.] MRS WORMWOOD Four judges in outrageous costumes sit behind it. Erm, well, as you know, Matilda is in the bottom class. "Patience, my love," the husband replied. Meet Matilda. "A contract was signed to perform this feat, and perform this feat you shall! Rebellion is nigh in Matilda JR., a gleefully witty ode to the the anarchy of childhood and the power of imagination! Tricks!" DOCTOR . . Wot? What am I thinking? Do you think you could tell me what two times twenty-eight is? And I'm very sorry . You should be embarrassed. . I'm in the zone, doll! I have suffered in this jail. What am doing here? 6. The world's greatest acrobat! [to MRS WORMWOOD] Would you please shut up? It must be wonderful for a child to be so wanted. Rumble. Did you hear what we said? Stand back, son! MISS HONEY [She flicks the screens off again.] A NURSE is holding a baby, which cries. It's true he indulges my tendency to bulge. The CHILDREN thrash in their seats. Where's his fingie? But the "tomato" is a very good word. . RUDOLPHO starts dancing with and carrying around MISS HONEY, which he continues to do throughout the song. RUDOLPHO Sawyer Nunes. AMANDA Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical. Why, why, why, why, why, why, why? The woman from COUPLE 1 blows on a birthday cake as the table splits in two and MATILDA stands from behind it, holding a collection of books from one hand. MISS HONEY If I give the crowd their money back, where is my profit?! matilda the musical played its final broadway performance january 1 2017. matilda the musical is currently playing in london until december 2023 and korea until feb 2023. follow us. And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, You'll be punished so seVerely if you step out of line. The lackey is wearing a shirt that reads "Wormwood Moturs". The table stops and the hands hit the ground. No one's gonna love you if you don't know the rumba. MATILDA Jack and Jill went up the hill BRUCE turns back around and the scene unfreezes. Yes. google_color_url="320000"; Of course. She'll call a truce, Bruce. TOMMY Oh, that's where it's at! "But we do not have the one thing in the world we want most.". Oh, no, you are not "full". It's just pathetic! Just because you find that life's not fair, it [He laughs.] Crowd! You're just wasting energy, What am I gonna do? Oh, did I not mention? [She presses an intercom on her desk.] Three judges hold up signs reading "10" as MRS WORMWOOD sits on the table. COUPLES She re-enters carrying two square blocks, one larger than the other. MATILDA Hmm. You have to force the little squits to toe the line! MISS TRUNCHBULL strides to the board. The school bell rings and all the children march out. A fool? ], MISS HONEY BIG KIDS Er, what books did you read? Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. Just knock on the door. The last thing I do is think about my linesand take deep breaths. I can't find his frank 'n' beans! BIG KID [RYAN] The Invisible Man . Well, then stop her reading! MISS HONEY If you're stuck in your story and want to get out, MISS HONEY Hm? google_ad_height=90; [His stomach growls.] . MRS WORMWOOD Once a famous athlete, she is described as a "gigantic Holy terror", a "fierce tyrannical monster" who "marches like a storm trooper with long arms swinging" with an "aura of menace". So give me more cake! Oh, my good Lord! Have to admit . People whispered that in her dark and brooding heart, she resented the sister, both her success and her love. . It's not even eight thirty! Well, I shall take your money when you earn it, and I shall spend it. MR WORMWOODOh, this is thick! She just picked him up, swung him around, and threw him out the . ESCAPOLOGIST [off-stage] Just knock on the door. Their sadness overwhelmed them, and drew them into ever more dangerous feats, as their work became the only place they could escape the inescapable tragedy of their lives! Review Highlight: THE DROWSY CHAPERONE - Scottsdal. That's right, honey, look at mummy. How much, exactly are we talking about? His fingie. He is a deadpan comedic character, with various lines and "bits" throughout the show. He flails around the stage.] BIG KIDS 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot.